STOP THE VIOLETS

A citizen of the Grove died today after being struck by a cart filled to the brim with violets. The flower-filled cart was being delivered to a local parade float manufacturer in preparation for The Pale Tree’s birthday celebration. Karle Fairweather, a visibly shaken merchant who had witnessed the grim demise of his fellow sylvari, told The Orrator, “It’s sort of ironic really… she always said there should be more violets…. excuse me… *crying*”

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