ONLOOKERS TRY TO SAVE MALCHOR FROM HIMSELF

A crowd of supporters followed the drunken ghost of famed sculptor Malchor around northern Orr last night. He was reportedly on yet another binge after looking upon the statue he created in honor of Dwayna.

“He goes through this on a regular basis,” said Angmar, one of the many who were following Malchor around the site where he claimed his own life many years ago. “He just can’t get over her. But, we try to be there for him.”

Meanwhile, Malchor could be heard shouting, “DWAAAAYNAAAAAAA!!! COME BACK TO ME BABY!” off in the distance.

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