KRYTA MAN EXILED
A long time Queensdale native was scarred both physically and mentally last night after failing to understand an unwritten Krytan law. The miserable piece of human garbage caught the ire of an angry mob who had gathered just seconds before the man took down a rotting oakheart - a beast that must be smote before its evil can spread through the tranquil forest from which it spawned.
The man, known only as, “scum of Tyria” by those chasing him from the scene, may never be able to show his sorry face again. His loved ones will be told of his transgressions and his children will be mocked because of them. His wife will probably want to remarry, for there is no worse black mark on your family name than dispatching demons without a sizable force to aid you.